Things I never thought I’d type again

Ms. Salacious is having a baby! I feel like I should mark the occasion with a poem or something but I can’t rub two brain cells together to have a creative thought at the moment. The awesome thing is that I am madly and comfortably in love with my new family. A dramatic difference from the first time I went through this. Don’t get me wrong, this is still terrifying, The Boy is 12¬†after-all (who does that?!), but it’s a good feeling knowing that it’s not going to go the way of Mr. Salacious. What I have learned it that […]

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Random portions of something

…her thighs pressed against the table, reassured by the resistance it provided. It kept her present, kept her from getting lost in the monotony of the task at hand…

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Random Thought: Exit interview

Wouldn’t it be interesting if you could conduct, or have conducted on your behalf, an exit interview with people you meet. I think this would be useful for bad dates, breakups, mysterious falling off the face of the earth avoidance. If someone asked you, would you be honest?

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